Dearest, loveliest Philippe.
Your chairs are so elegant.
They don’t look very comfy.
But who cares!
They are all sharp clean angles,
Wonderful alloys of aluminum and teak, stainless steel and plastic, resin and beeswax.
Mitterrand and Prada must be so jealous.
You make stuff cheap too.
Hurray for Target!
We love you and your wicked wit.
Philippe: Doesn’t he look like a happy fellow?